homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
Canon!John: Fuck this, I want to be with Sherlock all the time, I don't like being a doctor at a clinic, it's too boring, I want to be with Sherlock and working with Sherlock 24/7.
Fanon!John: Sherlock is dead but I've finally moved on. I'm staying at Baker Street but I have now a girlfriend and a job. I'm okay. I'm okay now.
Canon!John: I haven't spoken to Mrs Hudson in two years. I moved out because just the sight of the stairs at Baker Street made me want to cry. I can't even talk out loud about Sherlock's death because it fucked me up so much. I have a girlfriend now because I have to have a new romantic partner. I have to work but my life is so dull. I miss Sherlock. I'm heartbroken.
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
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